Below are the 3 most recent journal entries recorded in Hillary Rodham Clinton's LiveJournal:

Saturday, August 18th, 2001
10:44 pm	Let us begin a new.. chapter. Dear addressed americans and their families, 'Profanity.. profanity.. profanity.. My, my, my.. is this America's sweet new drug? Bless my christian heart for not seducing the urge to give in. We must fight, fight for our children, fight for our souls'.. Profanity, is.. is.. is, the devil I say.' How about this? Sound's like a new addition to the corrupted system to me. Wait.. no, I've got it.. A new campaign speech. Brilliant. All I have to do is keep my cussing little tongue shut for a few speared weeks. I have to say it's a bit more cheesy then my usual.. 'fight' speech, and so on.. but, what the hell? Let's give it a roll. With a little set of feathers it may be able to.. fly. No offense to Satan, or anything.. show business, is business.. baby. Lately, I've been having more trouble with my dear agents, and William. Damn it, and him to hell.. that little sinner. Horny as the fog's wind. Now, did we ever manage to get through those cursed divorce papers? Aw, I must of left them on my desk... tomorrow's, another day...Wonderful-- Hey, I just realized I can use a quote in my everyday bullshit.. Wow. Aren't I talented? Loving kisses, you know I care.. vote right, vote.. Hillary Current Mood: accomplished ( 5 votes | vote for me )
Wednesday, August 15th, 2001
12:58 am	Sweet August.. Loving and dear Americans that adore me, I've just discovered my power over men.. Ohh yes. I had kept William in a cage; Shall I say locked to a fence, but, now I have a new fetish in the mockery system. Dear younger then me, boy.. I will get you.. Ben. As a senator always will say, 'Butt the fuck out Downey Jr.'.. Well.. tooties for now, I know you all adore me. vote the right way, vote.. Hillary. Current Mood: artistic ( 10 votes | vote for me )
Tuesday, August 14th, 2001
9:24 pm	Addressing the nation that loves me.. Americans to which have less knowledge then i, Well.. the time has come for one and all to get an inside view. A view to one of the greatest minds of all times; Mine, of course.. William thinks this idea is out of pure stupidity.. but he proved to obviously not be the smartest pickle in the pod, when he shared bodily fluids with that tramp Monica. Who of which, may I add.. did it 'all for the nookie' and the public possibilities.. She doesn't love you, or your sorry dick William.. sorry to break your nasty 'I'm the man' streak so quickly. On a brighter note.. I feel as if the federal agents have been in my makeup again. I never realized those hooligans could thread down so many pounds of lipstick.. in but one day. My black panties are missing.. again, William swears that this time it wasn't him. I think the maid man has a thing for me, I see him eyeing my porcine undergarment's dresser everytime that little pervert sets foot in our house. Time to yank out the firing list. Well, sorry to break the nation's heart.. but, long behold I must end this first entry with the words I learned from a great soul.. "What would you do if your son was at home, crying all alone on the bedroom floor, 'cuz he's hungry and the only way to feed him is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money. And his daddy's gone, away smoking rock now, in and out of lock now, i ain't got a job now..so for this is just a good time, but for me this is what i call life..Mmhmm." .. Anyone know where I can get that CD? The senator has to be what you call.. 'one hip bitch', too.. you know. Current Mood: tiper Current Music: Ooh, music? Oh adorable.. I do prefer.. Classical, though. ( 17 votes | vote for me )